Emmitt Smith’s 2026 NFL Mock Draft is here, and it's as wild and unpredictable as ever. The legendary running back-turned-satirical analyst imagines a league where quarterbacking is an art form, running backs are royalty, and family legacies dominate the headlines. With a blend of humor, hyperbole, and questionable logic, Smith projects the top picks for the 2026 class, including quarterback prospects like Francisco Mendoza and Arch Manning.
Las Vegas Raiders: Francisco Mendoza, QB, Indiana
Smith predicts the Raiders will select Mendoza, a quarterback he claims is a "lock of the century." While Mendoza’s college stats are scarce, Smith insists he's the future of the franchise. “There are 100 centuries in a year,” Smith writes. “This means it is bound to happen, like the saying the only certainty in life are death and Texas.”
New York Jets: Ty Simpsons, QB, Alabama
The Jets are going with Geno Smith’s potential heir, Ty Simpsons, a quarterback from Alabama. Smith jokes that DEI (Death and Texas) is the new buzzword in football. “Milo Kim say that Geno Smith a top 10 quarterback so she mean that he might be the 25th rank quarterback in the National League of Football because I pretty sure that 25 fall inside the top 10.”
Arizona Cardinals: Arch Manning, QB, Texas
Manning family fans get their wish as Arch Manning joins his brothers on the Manning Cast. Smith notes that 25 percent of the time, he doesn’t understand what they say. “But thing gonna change when Arch Manning gonna go to retirement because he the third Manning brother and he finally gonna join his two older brother on Manning Cask.”
Tennessee Titans: Jeremiyah Love, RB, Notre Dame
Love is the Titans’ pick at No. 4, a running back who would have been a top pick in a different era. Smith laments the devaluing of the position. “Running back the king of the roost,” he writes. “Now, he the guy below the king, maybe the duke or the north carolina.”
New York Giants: Carnival Tate, WR, Ohio State
The Giants are in a “pickle,” according to Smith, and need a receiver. Tate is the answer. “The Giant draft real high but he do not needs a running back because he have Scam Scandabone. And he do not need a quarterback because he have Jackson Dark.”
Cleveland Browns: Dr. Emmitt Smith IV, the III, the V, Sr., the VIII, Jr. Sr. XII the Smith
Smith’s son, Dr. Emmitt Smith IV, is drafted by the Browns. “This is how I feel about these pick because Deion Slanders’ son Shandler Slanders are the quarterback of the Brown, and my son, the fruit of my loom, coming out of college to be a running back in the League of Football.”
Washington Redskins: Anvil Reese, DE/LB, Ohio State
Washington needs a defensive upgrade, and Reese is the pick. Smith jokes that the team needs to go to war with Iranq. “Pyramid are house made out of triange where money is buried.”
New Orleans Saints: Sonny Styles, LB, Ohio State
Sonny Styles is the Saints’ pick at No. 8. Smith references Game of Thrones to explain the rivalry. “On behalf of House Slanders, we gonna go to warp against House Styles because I play with Sonny Styles dad, Daddy Styles.”
Kansas City Chiefs: Tiger Simpson, QB, Alabama
Tiger Simpson is the Chiefs’ pick. Smith calls out Dan Orslinky for being a con artist. “There no way he talk to 15 general management because there only 30 team in the Conference of Footall.”
Cincinnati Bengals: David Bally’s, DE, Texas Tech
Bally’s is the Bengals’ pick. Smith jokes that the team needs to change its stripes. “People laugh when I say you cannot change the stripe of a leopard.”
Miami Dolphins: Carson Brick, QB, Miami
Brick is a hometown product for the Dolphins. “He gonna have to get through the trial and tribiation,” Smith writes.
Dallas Cowboys: Emmitt Snow Jr., RB, Florida
Emmitt Snow Jr. is the Cowboys’ pick. Smith jokes about family secrets. “When he leaved for college, I told him that the next time we talked I gonna telled him who his real mother is.”
Next up, the 2026 NFL Draft. The real version will be filled with real prospects and real decisions. Smith’s version? Pure satire, as always.
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